SoMeTHinG aBoUT GuYS
If you treat him nice, he’ll say you’re in love with him
If you don’t, he says you’re proud
If you dress nicely, he’ll say you’re trying to impress him
If you don’t, he says you’re from the kampung
If you argue with him, he says you’re stubborn
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains
If you’re smarter than him, he will lose face
If he is smarter than you, he is great
If you don’t love him, he will try to possess you
If you love him, he will try to leave you
If you don’t let him kiss you, he’ll say you don’t love him
If you let him kiss you, he says you are cheap
If you tell him your problems, he says you’re troublesome
If you don’t, he says you don’t trust him
If you scold him, you’re like a nanny to him
If he scolds you, it’s because he cares for you
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted
If he breaks his promise, he is forced to do so
If you smoke, you’re a bad girl
If he smokes, he is a gentleman
If you do well in an exam, he says it’s luck
If he does well, it’s brains
If you hurt him, you’re cruel
If he hurts you, you’re too sensitive
Guys, how on earth can we girls trust you? You’re so unreasonable, unreliable, unrealistic and unbelievable!
